Hey there body,
I have some news for you. So far we've had a fairly decent relationship, although I occasionally ruined that with the less than healthy foods you were fed, but for the most part I let you decide how things were going to happen, when to sleep, when to work, when to play sports and so on. But I have news for you. You are no longer in charge, I am. From now on, I say what gets put inside you, when you eat, when you sleep, when you workout, when you study. You will listen. At first you might not like it, the early mornings, the lack of sweet and indulgent foods, but soon you will realize this is the way you are meant to function. You will be happier with me in charge.
I hope you enjoyed the last eighteen years, because it ends NOW!
Sincerely,
Me
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